Lethargy-Itis

Oh wretched lethargy!

How I loathe you so

Is it something in the air?

Something in the water?

Something in the food?

The alignment of the planets?

A severe case of the

Lethargy-itis

Has taken possession of my body

For the past two weeks

-_-

Blaaaahhhh...

Not that I ever let a lack of energy

Ruin my life goals but

Damnation!

Lethargy makes everything

So much more of a

Royal pain in the gluteus maximus!

My only remedies are:

One: 

Postpone. Procrastinate.
As much as possible

Two:

Don't do it

Three:

Cold shower

(I need one right now)

Four:

Workout

Five:

Just do it
Get it over with

Six:

Watch my favorite movie
While doing what I have to do

Pride and Prejudice

Seven: 

Dance around my apartment to

One of my favorite dance songs like

Rihanna

Eight:

Vitamins
Always tweak the vitamins

Nine:
Netflix binge

Ten:

Pray to the gods
To give me my mojo back

I cannot wait for this

Phase to be

OVER

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...