J'aime The New Age

I loooove being new agey

It all took off ten years ago

But I truly believe that

I was born this way

I love believing that we’re all

Creators of our own experience

I love creating wish-boards twice a year

I love feeling excited about the

Power of manifestation

I love meditating with binaural beats

I love listening to Abraham Hicks

(Which I consider to be the height

Of my new agey-ness)

I love seeing an “energy healer”

Once a month

I love believing that any dislike

We have towards someone else

Is absolutely always about us

And that this dislike can be

Instantaneously transformed

By giving it total awareness

I love embracing all religious stories

And feeling completely

Free to never practice

Any of them

I love listening to endless hours of

Eckhart Tolle and Osho

On the YouTube

I absolutely love

Reading, talking, and writing about metaphysics,

Mysticism, spirituality psychology, psychoanalysis,

And I love being confused about it all

I love how new agey feels